Never One Thing And Seldom One Person

Character Is What You Have When Nobody Is Looking.

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.

Never One Thing And Seldom One Person Can Make For A Success. It Takes A Number Of Them Merging Into One Perfect Whole.

Fate Cast Me To Play The Role Of An Ugly Duckling With No Promise Of Swanning. . . . I Have Played My Life As A Comedy Rather Than The Tragedy Many Would Have Made Of It.

I Never Ride Horseback Now Because My Sympathy With The Under-dog Is Too Keen. After We Have A Gone A Few Blocks, I Always Dismount And Say To The Horse: 'we'll Walk It Together, Old Dear.