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His Descent Was Like Nightfall.

From Now On Walking Is My Beer And Feeling Good Is My Hangover.

Nobody Gets Into Heaven Without A Glowstick.

There Is Nothing More Dread And More Shameless Than A Woman Who Plans Such Deeds In Her Heart As The Foul Deed Which She Plotted When She Contrived Her Husband's Murder.