Nobody Gets Into Heaven Without A Glowstick.

I'm Satisfied. It's Straight,...but It's Just So Hot, And I'm Just So Fraustrated.

By Mutual Confidence And Mutual Aid - Great Deeds Are Done, And Great Discoveries Made

I Was Working On A Flat Tax Proposal And Accidentally Proved There Was No God.

By Their Own Follies They Perished, The Fools.

Goddess-nurse Of The Young, Give Ear To My Prayer, And Grant That This Woman May Reject The Love-embraces Of Youth And Dote On Grey-haired Old Men Whose Powers Are Dulled, But Whose Hearts Still Desire.