His Descent Was Like Nightfall.

God Help Me, I'm Just Not That Bright.

Canada? Why Would I Want To Leave America Just To Visit America, Jr.?

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

And Here I Am Using My Own Lungs Like A Sucker.

Like Strength Is Felt From Hope, And From Despair.