To Be Interesting, One Has To Provoke.

Wars Have Never Hurt Anybody Except The People Who Die.

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will. There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. I Am Not Mad.

We Must Always Remember That The Chinese Revolution Was Not A Peasant's Revolution, But One Of The Extreme Right.

God Invented Man, And Man Invented The Metric System.

Right Now I'm The Greatest. I Don't Say This Through Vanity. It's Just That The Rest Are So Bad.