God Is Just Another Artist, Like Me.

I'm Going To Live Forever. Geniuses Don't Die.

Now Sexual Obsessions Are The Basis Of Artistic Creation. Accumulated Frustration Leads To What Freud Calls The Process Of Sublimation. Anything That Does Not Take Place Erotically Sublimates Itself In The Work Of Art

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

The World Of The Cinema And Of Painting Are Very Different; Precisely, The Possibilities Of Photography And The Cinema Reside In That Unlimited Fantasy Which Is Born Of Things Themselves... A Piece Of Sugar Can Become On The Screen Larger Than An Infinite Perspective Of Gigantic Buildings.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.