God Is Just Another Artist, Like Me.

Right Now I'm The Greatest. I Don't Say This Through Vanity. It's Just That The Rest Are So Bad.

God Invented Man, And Man Invented The Metric System.

The True Painter Must Be Able, With The Most Usual Things, To Have The Most Unusual Ideas.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.

Everyone Should Eat Hashish, But Only Once.