Black Sabbath Wasn't Like The Bon Jovis

I'm One Of These People That Always Looks On The Bad Side Of The Fence.

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

Somebody Said To Me This Morning, 'to What Do You Attribute Your Longevity?' I Don't Know. I Mean, I Couldn't Have Planned My Life Out Better. By All Accounts I Should Be Dead! The Abuse I Put My Body Through: The Drugs, The Alcohol, The Lifestyle I've Lived The Last 30 Years!

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!