To Avoid Discord, Never Put Two Wise

Vanity Well Fed Is Benevolent. Vanity Hungry Is Spiteful.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

To Avoid Taking Responsibility, I Become Unresponsive But Hang On Until The Other Person Leaves Me.

New York Is Full Of Abandoned Churches. A Godless City, But Full Of Superstitions On Every Subject--art, Money, Sex, Food, Health.

The Sentimental Want To Be Thrilled By Everything.