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Consciousness Is Our Only Reprieve From Time.

Treat Unhappiness As A Defect And Fewer Would Embrace It.

As Desire Recedes, The World Becomes Clear, Pale, And Empty.

Women Encourage Men To Be Childish, Then Scold Them.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.