People Invent Gods To Explain Their Suffering.

Comedy Defends The Commonplace; Tragedy Explodes It.

A Quick Smile Is More Seductive Than A Slinky Dress.

Vice Is A Dreary Business. And Virtue Is Not A Lot Of Fun, Either.

To Understand A Literary Style, Consider What It Omits.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.