People Invent Gods To Explain Their Suffering.

The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve Classical Balance And Then Immediately Upset It.

City Wits, Country Humorists.

Promiscuity: Optimism, Free Enterprise, Mobility--the American Dream.

Nothing Goes Sour More Easily Than The Life Of Pleasure.

To Confer Dignity, Forgive. To Express Contempt, Forget.