To Age With Dignity And With Courage

Boxing Is Smoky Halls And Kidneys Battered Until They Bleed.

Football Is Violence And Cold Weather And Sex And College Rye.

Robinson Did Not Merely Play At Center Stage. He Was Center Stage; And Wherever He Walked, Center Stage Moved With Him.

No Other Sporting Event Can Compare With A Good Series. The Super Bowl Is A Three-hour Interruption In A Week Of Drink And Rotarian Parties.

Horse Racing Is Animated Roulette.