Horse Racing Is Animated Roulette.

Tennis And Golf Are Best Played, Not Watched.

You May Glory In A Team Triumphant, But You Fall In Love With A Team In Defeat. Losing After Great Striving Is The Story Of Man, Who Was Born To Sorrow, Whose Sweetest Songs Tell Of Saddest Thought, And Who, If He Is A Hero, Does Nothing In Life As Becomingly As Leaving It.

I Was Showing Early Symptoms Of Becoming A Professional Baseball Man. I Was Lying To The Press.

You May Glory In A Team Triumphant... But You Fall In Love With A Team In Defeat.

Horse Racing Is Animated Roulette.