Horse Racing Is Animated Roulette.

You May Glory In A Team Triumphant, But You Fall In Love With A Team In Defeat. Losing After Great Striving Is The Story Of Man, Who Was Born To Sorrow, Whose Sweetest Songs Tell Of Saddest Thought, And Who, If He Is A Hero, Does Nothing In Life As Becomingly As Leaving It.

Basketball, Hockey And Track Meets Are Action Heaped Upon Action, Climax Upon Climax, Until The Onlooker's Responses Become Deadened. Baseball Is For The Leisurely Afternoons Of Summer And For The Unchanging Dreams.

I Was Showing Early Symptoms Of Becoming A Professional Baseball Man. I Was Lying To The Press.

Baseball Is For The Leisurely Afternoons Of Summer And For The Unchanging Dreams.

No Other Sporting Event Can Compare With A Good Series. The Super Bowl Is A Three-hour Interruption In A Week Of Drink And Rotarian Parties.