One Of My Theories Is That Men

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.