To A Right-winger, Unions Are Awful. Why

To Combat Social Awkwardness, I Would Just Act Like I Couldn't Be Bothered - That Kind Of Aloof Persona Or Aloof Demeanor. It's So Off-putting.

I Would Never Join The Tea Partiers, Because I Don't Have A Problem With The Color Of Obama's Skin. I Don't Have A Problem With Immigrants. You Know What I Mean? I Do Have Genuine Problems With Policy And Government Corruption. Sure I Do. And I Speak Very Candidly About That, Regardless Of Who's In Office. But Since The Tea Partiers Are Ridiculous, Why Would I Urge Anyone To Participate With Them?

Listen, Young People, I Understand Narcissism - Clearly. But At Least I Have The Decency To Hate Myself. And That's What's Missing From The Young People. They Don't Have The Debilitating Self-loathing And The Second Guessing.

Well I Don't Know What The City Of Hollywood Knows About Foreign Policy, But Do I Know That A Lot Of People Do Learn And Educate Themselves About Policy And I Don't Have To Be A Policy Expert To Know That This Will Be A Disaster.

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