Titchy Little Snapperwhippers Like You Should Not

I'm Wondering What To Read Next.

I'd Rather Be Fried Alive And Eaten By Mexicans.

Matilda Said, "never Do Anything By Halves If You Want To Get Away With It. Be Outrageous. Go The Whole Hog. Make Sure Everything You Do Is So Completely Crazy It's Unbelievable.

The Fine Line Between Roaring With Laughter And Crying Because It's A Disaster Is A Very, Very Fine Line. You See A Chap Slip On A Banana Skin In The Street And You Roar With Laughter When He Falls Slap On His Backside. If In Doing So You Suddenly See He's Broken A Leg, You Very Quickly Stop Laughing And It's Not A Joke Anymore.

If I Were A Headmaster, I Would Get Rid Of The History Teacher And Get A Chocolate Teacher Instead And My Pupils Would Study A Subject That Affected All Of Them.