Tired, But Not The Kind Of Tired

People Always Say They Can't Do Things, That They're Impossible. They Just Haven't Been Creative Enough.

Stuart Must Have Sensed My Despair From The Way I Began Lightly Banging My Forehead On The Table.

Don't Get Stabbed. It Makes Everything Awkward.

She Wasn't Only Gay, She Was A Gay Elf.

We Study There A Lot Because... What Other Choice Does Society Give Us, Right? It's Starbucks Or Death, Sometimes.