I Miss You So Much It's Giving

One Of Them Hung A Pink Bra From Our Lighting Fixture. I Left It There. It Was A Nice Bra

Which Is Both Gross And Breathtakingly Romantic. He Could Always Have Just Gone Upstairs And Brushed His Teeth, But He Stayed And Lurked By The Fish For Me.

No Sausage?" He Asked. Apparently My Pork Consumption Habits Were A Matter Of Public Record.

No One In History Had Ever Done Less And Yet Been So Wrong.

Lecturing Brooks Was As Useful As Lecturing A Cat.