Time Didn't Pass; It Tailgated.

Man, You're No Smarter Than Me. You're Just A Fancier Kind Of Stupid.

It's Always Coldest Before The Warm.

Shared Joy Is Increased, Shared Pain Is Lessened.

Euphemisms Are For The Differently Brained.

Sometimes I Think I Must Have A Guardian Idiot. A Little Invisible Spirit Just Behind My Shoulder, Looking Out For Me...only He's An Imbecile.