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You Know Those Little Snow Globes That You Shake Up? I Always Thought My Brain Was Sort Of Like That. You Know, Where You Just Give It A Shake And Watch What Comes Out And Shake It Again. It's Like That.

He Has Been Known By Many Names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, The Prince Of Lies, Satan, And At A Party Once An Obnoxious Drunk Kept Calling Him "dude."

You Should Always Leave The Party 10 Minutes Before You Actually Do.

On Career Day In High School, You Don't Walk Around Looking For The Cartoon Guy.

The Great Thing About This Jungle Of Ours Is That Anyone Of You Could Grow Up To Be Lord Of The Apes.