Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

I Saw That Show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I Would Have Thought The Obvious One Was 'shout For Help'.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

Saying That You Don't Believe In Magic But Do Believe In God Is A Bit Like Saying You Don't Have Sex With Dogs, Except Labradors.

I Think Being Successful In Comedy Is Being Funny And Making Jokes - Anything Beyond That Is The Icing On The Cake.