Those Who Turn To God For Comfort

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

Be Glad That You're Greedy; The National Economy Would Collapse If You Weren't.

It's Easy Enough To Get Along With A Loved And Loving Child - At Least Till You Try To Get Him To Do Something.

Men Prefer Brief Praise, Pitched High; Women Are Satisfied With Praise In A Lower Key, Just So It Goes On And On.

When The Pain Is Great Enough, We Will Let Anyone Be Doctor.