Those Who Can't Do, Teach!

If You Are Not Failing Now And Again, Its A Sign You Are Not Doing Anything Very Innovative

Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.

I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.

I Think A Relationship Is Like A Shark. It Has To Constantly Move Forward Or It Dies.

Honey, You're The One Who Stopped Sleeping With Me, Ok? It'll Be A Year Come April 20th. I Remember The Date Exactly, Because It Was Hitler's Birthday