Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They

Dying Is Like Making Love, Except You Don't Get Naseous Afterwards.

Marriage Is Like Mushrooms: We Notice Too Late If They Are Good Or Bad.

I Hate The Beach. I Hate The Sun. I'm Pale And I'm Redheaded. I Don't Tan - I Stroke!

You're Still In Love' 'no I'm Not, I'm Not She'll Always Be A Part Of Me, And She's An Important Person In My Life But For The Two Of Us Something Wasn't Working.' 'what Element?' 'we Never Found Out

Believing Would Be Easier If God Would Show Himself By Depositing A Million Dollars In A Swiss Bank Account In My Name