This Isn't Brain Surgery; It's Just Television.

It Was So Cold In New York City Today That The Statue Of Liberty Had Her Torch Under Her Dress.

Barack Obama's Busy Moving Into The White House. Earlier Today, John Mccain Was Blowing On His Soup.

The 4th Of July Combines The Two Things Americans Love Most In One Day: Alcohol And Explosives.

There Was An Interesting Development In The Cbs-westmoreland Trial: Both Sides Agreed That After The Trial, Andy Rooney Would Be Allowed To Talk To The Jury For Three Minutes About Little Things That Annoyed Him During The Trial.

A Small Handgun Makes Any Tv Remote Control.