This Is The Big One! You Hear

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows Middle-class America A Lot Of What They Need To Know.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.