This High Official, All Allow, Is Grossly

Greenfly, It's Difficult To See Why God, Who Made The Rose, Made Thee.

Citizens Who Take It Upon Themselves To Do Unusual Actions Which Attract The Attention Of The Police Should Be Careful To Bring These Actions Into One Of The Recognized Categories Of Crimes And Offences, For It Is Intolerable That The Police Should Be Put To The Pains Of Inventing Reasons For Finding Them Undesirable.

The Portions Of A Woman Which Appeal To Man's Depravity Are Constructed With Considerable Care.

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.

My Ball Is In A Bunch Of Fern, A Jolly Place To Be; An Angry Man Is Close Astern- He Waves His Club At Me. Well, Let Him Wave-the Sky Is Blue; Go On, Old Ball, We Are But Two-we May Be Down In Three, Or Nine-or Ten-or Twenty-five-it Matters Not; To Be Alive, Is Good Enough For Me.