Harriet, Hi! Light Of My Eye! Come

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain. Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Nobody Will See The Stuff Again. Well, They've Not Idea What Money's For- Ten To One They'll Start Another War. I've Heard A Lot Of Silly Things, But, Lor'! Fancy Giving Money To The Government!

For I Must Write To The Times Tonight, And Save The World From Sin.

Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight, For Mother Will Be There.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.