This Guy Don't Come To The Ballpark

In Order To Become A Big-league Manager You Have To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time. That's Rule Number One.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

You Don't Save A Pitcher For Tomorrow. Tomorrow It May Rain.