As Long As I've Got One Chance

What Are We Out At The Park For Except To Win?

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.