As Long As I've Got One Chance

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Five Runs Ahead And He'd Knock In All The Runs I Could Ask For. One Run Behind And He Was Going To Kill Me.

This Guy Don't Come To The Ballpark To Beat You. He Comes To Beat You Bad. This (jackie) Robinson, He Plays A Ton.

Some Guys Are Admired For Coming To Play, As The Saying Goes. I Prefer Those Who Come To Kill.