Enlightenment Is Lightening Up.

The Peanut Is Neither A Pea Nor A Nut. Discuss.

It Is Much More Easy For A Spanish Person To Love Themselves Than A Canadian Person.

Canada Is The Essence Of Not Being. Not English, Not American, It Is The Mathematic Of Not Being. And A Subtle Flavour - We're More Like Celery As A Flavour.

I Can Be Described As Many Things, But No Description Of Me Is Complete Without Saying 'englishman.' My Parents Were From Liverpool And Emigrated To Canada Before I Was Born.

Europe Is Weird Songs That Would Never Make It In America.