Enlightenment Is Lightening Up.

I Play The Ukulele. I Have A Great Group Of Friends, And We Do Things Like Have Battles Of The Bands - Me Sometimes On Ukulele, But Mostly On Drums.

Comedy And Sausages Are The Two Things That If You Know How They're Made They Affect The Appetite.

I've Been Involved With Shrek For Eleven Years, So You'd Better Like Shrek If You're Going To Be Involved With It For Eleven Years. I Do, I Like It A Great Deal, So I Enjoy It.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.