In Time Of Crisis People Want To

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails And Cleaner Minds.

No Party Is As Bad As Its Leaders.

Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose, You Are Ahead.

They Have Passed The Big Inheritance Tax, And That Gets You When You Are Gone. You Used To Could Die And Be Able To Beat Taxes, But Not Now. The Undertaker Don't Go Over Your Body As Carefully As The Assessor Does Your Accumilated Assets, And He Gets His Before The Undertaker. They Have It On These Big Fortunes Now Where They Pay As High As 60 To 70 Percent Of What They Leave. That's Mighty Expensive Dying When It Runs Into Money Like That, And You Won't See 'em Dropping Off As Casually As They Have Been.