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I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.

Having Signed A Few Autographs In My Time, I Always Wonder What The Heck People Do With Them.

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

I Have To Confess Here That I Am A Useless Cook.