They Only Have Lived Long Who Have

To Smile At The Jest Which Plants A Thorn In Another's Breast Is To Become A Principal In The Mischief.

Our Ancestors Are Very Good Kind Of Folks; But They Are The Last People I Should Choose To Have A Visiting Acquaintance With.

The Most Threatened Group In Human Societies As In Animal Societies Is The Unmated Male: The Unmated Male Is More Likely To Wind Up In Prison Or In An Asylum Or Dead Than His Mated Counterpart. He Is Less Likely To Be Promoted At Work And He Is Considered A Poor Credit Risk.

If The Thought Is Slow To Come, A Glass Of Good Wine Encourages It; And When It Does Come, A Glass Of Good Wine Rewards It.

A Fluent Tongue Is The Only Thing A Mother Don't Like Her Daughter To Resemble Her In.