They Judge Lest They Be Judged.

Truth Is A Clumsy Servant That Breaks The Dishes While Washing Them.

I Knew A Man Who Carried His Education In His Vest Pocket Because There Was More Room There Than In His Head.

I Am Already So Popular That Anyone Who Vilifies Me Becomes More Popular Than I Am.

The Blind Won't Admit That I Have Eyes In My Head, And The Deaf Say That I'm Dumb.

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.