A Man's Eroticism Is A Woman's Sexuality.

Many Women Would Like To Dream With Men Without Sleeping With Them. Someone Should Point Out To Them That This Is Utterly Impossible.

Contemporaries Live From Second Hand To Mouth.

It Is Not True That One Cannot Live Without A Woman. It Is Simply That One Cannot Have Lived Without One.

Someone Who Can Write Aphorisms Should Not Fritter Away His Time In Essays.

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.