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Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.

There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have Written First-rate Humor After They've Become Elderly.

G Is For Green, That's Constructed To Roll In Every Direction Away From The Hole.

Of Late I Appear To Have Reached That Stage When People Who Look Old Who Are Only My Age.

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, And The World Is Full Of Thin Skinned People.