There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have

The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.

If We Cannot Define Stupidity, At Least We Can Trace Most Human Misfortunes And Weaknesses To It. Its Manifestations Are Legion, Its Symptoms Are Endless.

Shakespeare, Who Never Could Think Up A Plot By Himself, Found This One [macbeth] In Holinshed's Chronicles, Changing It Just Enough So That No One Would Recognize The Source. He Didn't Count On The Resourcefulness Of Modern Scholars, Who Have To Discover Things Like This To Become Associate Professors.

Middle Age Is The Time Of Life That A Man First Notices In His Wife.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.