They Have A Sign At The Beach,

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.

I Got A Job At An Amusement Park. I Like To Make The Rides More Terrifying By Throwing A Couple Of Screws Onto The Seats.

Thinking Up Jokes Is Easy. The Hard Part Is Trying Them Out On Stage, Because You Never Know If They're Funny Until You Get There. Not One Comedian In The World Ever Really Knows.