They Have A Sign At The Beach,

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

When I Was Ten, My Family Moved To Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I Was Twelve, I Found Them.

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.