They Do Tricks Even I Can't Figure

To Cause The Face To Appear In A Mass Of Flame Make Use Of The Following: Mix Together Thoroughly Petroleum, Lard, Mutton Tallow And Quick Lime. Distill This Over A Charcoal Fire, And The Liquid Which Results Can Be Burned On The Face Without Harm.

My Professional Life Has Been A Constant Record Of Disillusion.

I Must Fling Myself Down And Writhe; I Must Strive With Every Piece Of Force I Possess; I Bruise And Batter Myself Against The Floor, The Walls; I Strain And Sob And Exhaust Myself, And Begin Again, And Exhaust Myself Again; But Do I Feel Pain? Never. How Can I Feel Pain? There Is No Place For It.

Some Say I Do It This Way, Others Say I Do It That Way, But I Say I Do It The Other Way.

Never Try To Fool Children, They Expect Nothing, And Therefore See Everything.