They Do Tricks Even I Can't Figure

To Cause The Face To Appear In A Mass Of Flame Make Use Of The Following: Mix Together Thoroughly Petroleum, Lard, Mutton Tallow And Quick Lime. Distill This Over A Charcoal Fire, And The Liquid Which Results Can Be Burned On The Face Without Harm.

An Old Trick Well Done Is Far Better Than A New Trick With No Effect.

Some Say I Do It This Way, Others Say I Do It That Way, But I Say I Do It The Other Way.

It Is Needless To Say That Women Make The Most Patient As Well As The Most Dangerous Pickpockets.

I Always Have On My Mind The Thought That Next Year I Must Do Something Greater, Something More Wonderful.