An Old Trick Well Done Is Far

Some Say I Do It This Way, Others Say I Do It That Way, But I Say I Do It The Other Way.

An Old Trick Well Done Is Far Better Than A New Trick With No Effect.

My Professional Life Has Been A Constant Record Of Disillusion, And Many Things That Seem Wonderful To Most Men Are The Every-day Commonplaces Of My Business.

The Secret Of Showmanship Consists Not Of What You Really Do, But What The Mystery-loving Public Thinks You Do.

Fire Has Always Been And, Seemingly, Will Always Remain, The Most Terrible Of The Elements.