They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep Score.

If You're Straight With Your Players, They'll Be Straight With You.

I Let Ballplayers Yell Back At Me Because I Wasn't Trying To Prove I'm Boss. I Know I'm Boss.