They Be Crazier Than We Are.

Some Days You Go Bear Hunting And You Get Eaten. Some Days You Come Home With A Nice Rug To Roll Around On, And Bear Steaks. What They Don't Tell You As A Kid Is That Sometimes You Get The Rug And Steaks, But You Also Get Some Nice Scars To Go With Them. As A Child You Don't Understand That You Can Win, But That's It's Not Always Worth The Price. Once You Understand And Accept That Possibility You Become A Real Grown Up, And The World Becomes A Much More Serious Place. Not Less Fun, But Once You Realize What Can Go Wrong, It's A Lot Scarier To Go Hunting "bears".

Vampires Can Live A Very Long Time, Theoretically Forever, Which Means Their Idea Of Getting Down To Business Can Be Damn Leisurely.

Now That's An Okay That Really Means Okay, Not That Okay That Women Use That Means Everything But Okay.

How Could You Love Someone And Not Want Them To Be Happy?

Knock Your Bad Self Out.