They Be Crazier Than We Are.

It's Good Not To Be The Only Girl In The Fight For Once.

Stupidity Isn't Punishable By Death. If It Was, There Would Be A Hell Of A Population Drop.

Larry's Zombie Bag Was A Nearly Virulent Green With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles On It. I Was Almost Afraid To Ask What His Vampire Bag Looked Like.

Anyone Who Tells You Size Doesn't Matter Has Been Seeing Too Many Small Knives.

Most Women Complain That There Are No Single, Straight Men Left. I’d Just Like To Meet One Who’s Human.