I`m Not A Morning Person.

One Thing I've Learned About Vampires--they Keep Pulling New Rabbits Out Of Their Cloaks. Big, Fanged, Carnivorous Bunnies That'll Eat Your Eyeballs If You're Not Paying Attention.

Sometimes You Can Learn Things From The Way A Person Denies Something. The Choice Of Lies Can Be Almost As Helpful As The Truth.

I've Been Writing Stories Since I Was 12. 'writer's Digest' Was One Of My Writing Teachers, Actually.

Maybe They Know What I Know, That The True Way To A Man's Heart Is Six Inches Of Metal Between His Ribs. Sometimes Four Inches Will Do The Job, But To Be Really Sure, I Like To Have Six.

Everyone Spends Their Lives Trying To Balance Their World Between Good And Evil.