They Are Each Good When They Are

Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

I Bet Any Sunday Could Be Made As Popular At Church As Easter Is If You Made 'em Fashion Shows Too. The Audience Is So Busy Looking At Each Other That The Preacher Just As Well Recite Gunga Din.

Don't Invite Me If You Don't Want Me.

A Holding Company Is The People You Give Your Money To While You're Being Searched.

We May Elevate Ourselves But We Should Never Reach So High That We Would Every Forget Those Who Helped Us Get There.