They Are Each Good When They Are

Andrew Jackson Was The First One To Think Up The Idea To Promise Everybody That If They Will Vote For You, You Will Give Them An Office When You Get It, And The More Times They Vote For You, The Bigger The Office.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

More Words Ain't Good For Anything In The World Only To Bring On More Argument.

If There Are No Dogs In Heaven, Then When I Die I Want To Go Where They Went.