They Are Each Good When They Are

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.

I Am Telling Folks That The Country As A Whole Is "sound," And That All Those Who's Heads Are Solid Are Bound To Get Back Into The Market Again. I Tell 'em That This Country Is Bigger Than Wall Street, And If They Don't Believe It, I Show 'em The Map.

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.

The Income Tax Has Made Liars Out Of More Americans Than Golf.

Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote For Republicans