I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines,

Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.

Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody Ever Seems To Do Anything About It.

Thanksgiving Just Gets Me All Warm And Tingly And All Kinds Of Wonderful Inside.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

As An Only Child, I Never Felt Insecure And Always Had Total Love.