I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines,

I Get All Fired Up About Aging In America.

I Have The Best Job In The Entire History Of Broadcasting.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.