These Days, The Rolling Stones Still Have

The Things That I Write Are Autobiographical In A Surreal Sense, Like When You Have A Dream And You Go To The Doctor's Office, But Then You Turn Around And It's Actually Your Childhood Home And The Doctor Has Turned Into Ryan Reynolds.

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

A Lot Of People Are Concerned With Staying Physically Young...i'm More Interested In Maintaining My Curiosity.

I Think It's Great When Writers Get Recognition; It Doesn't Happen Very Often. I Just Don't Want That Writer To Be Me. Let It Be Aaron Sorkin Or, You Know, Somebody Good.

The One Thing I Have Found About Hollywood Is It's A Town Full Of People Who Believe In Themselves, Often To A Degree Where They're What You Would Call "delusional."