As A Kid, I Spent Every Summer

I Just Go About My Life. I'm A Mom, I Drive An Suv, I Go To The Grocery Store Every Day. I'm Definitely Not A Celebrity. I Always Say That I'm A Celebrity-adjacent.

Juno: Woooah! ....dreeeaaam Big!

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.

The Best Thing You Can Do Is Find A Person Who Loves You For Exactly What You Are.

I'm Glad That As A 33-year-old Working Mother, I Can Still Choose To Wear A Hello Kitty T-shirt Or Stay Up Late Scrolling Through The Twitter Feed Of My Junior-high Crush.