As A Kid, I Spent Every Summer

These Days, The Rolling Stones Still Have An Edge, But That Fangs-out Ferocity Has Mellowed Considerably.

I Just Go About My Life. I'm A Mom, I Drive An Suv, I Go To The Grocery Store Every Day. I'm Definitely Not A Celebrity. I Always Say That I'm A Celebrity-adjacent.

I'm A Pessimist By Nature. I Don't Think Things Are Ever Going To Work Out, I'm Not Particularly Ambitious.

I Have Never Been An Ambitious Person, And My Participation In This Industry Is A Fluke, But Only Male Writers Can Afford To Be Coy And Self-deprecating.

Everybody Knows That I'm Not A Snob When It Comes To Pop Culture, Obviously. I Love Reality Shows.