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He Wasn’t A Carrier Of Commitment-phobia Or Other Notable Boy Diseases And He Used Expensive Moisturizer. That’s About All It Takes To Bang My Gong.

This Is For The Writers. I Want To Thank All The Writers. I Especially Want To Thank My Fellow Nominees Because I Worship You Guys And I'm Learning From You Every Day.

I Actually Have Two Children Now, And Sometimes I Wonder If That's It. Because They Do Make Writing And Directing More Complicated And More Difficult, Especially Now That They're Very Young.

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!

People Have Always Wanted To Be Recognized, And That's Human Nature. But People Used To Want To Be Recognized For Their Accomplishments, And Now They Simply Want To Be Visible.