These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants

You Know, If Nicole Kidman Was A Rock Star, She'd Be Alot More Professional Than Me, I'm Sorry.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

I'm A Survivor, At Least That's What Everyone Tells Me.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

I Have A Deathly Fear Of Mediocrity And That Nips At My Heels And Gets Me Into A Lot Of Trouble.