Being A Rock Star Is Like Being

Making Good Records Tastes Good In Your Mouh. And When That Record Sells, It Tastes Even Better.

That Is Something I'm Specifically Equipped To Discuss - How Reputation Can Affect Even Your Capacity To Rent A Place. Having Good Credit Is Irrelevant In The Face Of Something Like Getting Thrown Out Of Court Six Years Ago. I've Really Thought This Out.

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!

My Daughter Is An Angel On Earth, So When I See Her It All Goes Away. I See Her And - Phew! - All That Dark Goes Away Pretty Much.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.